Friday, January 25, 2002
EU European Union--that's an oxy-moron. Hello, this is the same group of people, who in recent history alone, have produced Hitler and Musillini. Now, they want a giant government to rule everyone? Are they going to impose spaghetti on the French? Are the Germans going to stop eating sausage? And no one even knows what the British eat. I am glad that I live 7000 miles away from these kooks.
Wednesday, January 23, 2002
MARIN TALIBAN
The Marin Taliban should not be put to death--that is much too easy a way out. Being put to sleep is a cakewalk, he needs to suffer.
There is nothing worse on the planet than being a traitor.
A lifetime of solitary confinement, which is what he will get with life in prison, is worse than being put to sleep. But worse than that would be to put Walker in with the general prison population--if he lived 30 seconds--he would be subject to daily rape, forced to give blow jobs, "tossing salad", and all those other wonderful perks of being in prison that have apparently escaped the attention of Christopher Hitchens who thinks the death penalty is barbaric, but inexplicably, doesn't mind sentencing someone to a lifetime of forced homosexual rape, sodomy, and neverending violence and intimidation. But I digress.
The death penalty, if we are to impose it, should act as a deterrent, and millions have argued that the death penalty is not a deterrent. I have a simple solution: The Marin Taliban is put on trial as a traitor, and if found guilty, impose the first ever Great White Death Penalty.
We take the traitor out to his backyard--the Farallon Islands--located off the coast of his homeland, chum the water, and when the boat is encircled by 2 or 3 Great White sharks we throw him in. Meanwhile, filming the entire event to be shown at a later date on MTV as an outing for the cast of the Real World. It just doesn't get any more real than that. The deterrrent is guaranteed.
The Marin Taliban should not be put to death--that is much too easy a way out. Being put to sleep is a cakewalk, he needs to suffer.
There is nothing worse on the planet than being a traitor.
A lifetime of solitary confinement, which is what he will get with life in prison, is worse than being put to sleep. But worse than that would be to put Walker in with the general prison population--if he lived 30 seconds--he would be subject to daily rape, forced to give blow jobs, "tossing salad", and all those other wonderful perks of being in prison that have apparently escaped the attention of Christopher Hitchens who thinks the death penalty is barbaric, but inexplicably, doesn't mind sentencing someone to a lifetime of forced homosexual rape, sodomy, and neverending violence and intimidation. But I digress.
The death penalty, if we are to impose it, should act as a deterrent, and millions have argued that the death penalty is not a deterrent. I have a simple solution: The Marin Taliban is put on trial as a traitor, and if found guilty, impose the first ever Great White Death Penalty.
We take the traitor out to his backyard--the Farallon Islands--located off the coast of his homeland, chum the water, and when the boat is encircled by 2 or 3 Great White sharks we throw him in. Meanwhile, filming the entire event to be shown at a later date on MTV as an outing for the cast of the Real World. It just doesn't get any more real than that. The deterrrent is guaranteed.
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